INT - Any Ubiquitous High Street Entertainment Outlet.
A valued staff member carrying a clipboard is quite clearly performing some sort of inventory check. He is wearing a company t-shirt and wearing a glaringly obvious name badge. A valued customer approaches him.
Valued Customer:
Sorry, do you work here?
The valued staff member slowly turns around. A weary exhalation of breath punctuates this cautious pirouette. There is a glazed look in his eyes, a curiously simultaneous marriage of indifference and vitriol.
Valued Staff Member:
Yes... Can I help you?
Yes... Can I help you?
Valued Customer:
Yeah. I'm looking for a Jean-Claude Van Damme movie. You know, the one where he hurt his finger.
Valued Staff Member:
Erm.
2 comments:
Yeah that has to be one of my favourite JCVD vids. I liked the part where he did the splits.
Slurkid: Yeah, that bit where he kicked somebody really hard was class too.
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