Tuesday 4 March 2008

An Inner Monologue Through Which Justin Timberlake Realises The Grand Folly Of His Musical Repertoire. Or Something Like It.

INT - A Utopian Record Store Situated Deep Within The Mind Of The New(ish) Journalist.

Pop star Justin Timberlake slowly makes his way to the cashier's desk. He is fidgeting, nervous. He puts both hands on the counter whilst rubbing the back of his neck. An impressive feat.

Justin Timberlake:
Hey! I'm bringing sexy back!

Cashier:
Yeah? Do you have a receipt?

Justin Timberlake:
What? Actually, no I don't.

Cashier:
Oh, right. That could be a problem.

Justin Timberlake:
Well, it's still in its packaging. I never actually used it.

Cashier:
Oh, okay. Well, I suppose you could exchange it for something else.

Justin Timberlake:
Awesome dude! You got any coolness or credibility?

Cashier:
Nope. Fresh out of those.

Justin Timberlake:
Golly gee. Well dude, what do you guys have?

Cashier:
Let me see... Erm, we just got in some brand new sense of humour.

Justin Timberlake:
Oh gosh! A sense of humour? That all you got?

Cashier:
Yup. The ladies love it.

The cashier then proceeds to take a cream pie from underneath his counter and smacks Justin Timberlake right in the kisser. Both men remain rigid whilst the
Benny Hill theme tune builds to a deafening crescendo in the store. With a polite insistence a newly formed tear struggles through the opaque dairy produce atop Justin's left cheek. He had just exfoliated that very morning.

6 comments:

noclaritymag said...

brilliant. genius.

John Cav said...

Eddie: Thank you sir. It made my housemate laugh anyway. Then he called me a freak. The bollix.

Bren said...

Hilarious!

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