The brainchild of Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright et al is set for a US television reinvention. The idea of this alone is quite possibly enough to irritate the purists amongst you. However, it gets worse. Much worse... The US version of Spaced will be produced by McG. Yup, McG, the understated auteur behind both Charlie's Angels and Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle. But wait, there's more. The show will be written by Adam Barr, a former writer on Will & Grace.
Jesus Christ. I need some absinthe.
I mean, the director of Charlie's Angels will surely fathom and replicate the subtle explorations of the following scene:
And Tyres will, like, so work on American television:
Seriously, I need some absinthe.