Monday 22 October 2007

"Good afternoon to you! We're talking to Unfulfilled McVapid from Clontarf..."

"Well, I have three children myself Joe. And I just have to say that I was absolutely appalled by this Halloween costume for babies. It's just sick Joe."

"Sure, sure."

"I mean I don't mind telling you this now Joe, but I nearly wet myself in frigid terror when I saw Alien twenty years ago. And to think now that this child is being forced to go through the same ordeal. Unbelievable. I just needed to talk to someb... I mean, share this outrage with you and your listeners."

"Sure, sure, sure..."

And so on and so forth. Joe adopts a needlessly sombre tone, whilst quietly thumbing through his Thesaurus for Uppity Plonkers. The caller's desperate insecurities are temporarily assuaged, as she wobbles back to her midday Manhattan. I mock, and forget what this post is even about.


slurkid57 said...

Joooooooooooooooooooooooo Duffy!

John Cav said...

slurkid: Liveline - The Ramblings of Gaybo's Apprentice & Co truly is the perfect soundtrack to a post-breakfast mascara thinning session... Where has my youth gone? Where is the gin? Better ring Joe.

Becs said...

Good afternoooon to youuu caller. You 're having some problems with your baby am I right?

You could say that Joe, yes

Sure...sure...he hasn't been himself then caller. Did you bring him to the doctor?

He ate the doctor, Joe, limb from limb.

Sure...sure...sure. I'm going to pass you over to our resident expert here, Sigourney Weaver. Sighooorney, can you help the caller?

I've had some experience in these matters Joe, I'll do my best.

Tanks Sighooorney. We'll be back after the news and weather

John Cav said...

Becs: Absolutely hilarious. Thank you for being far funnier than I :)

Becs said...

I think you mean far more certifiably insane, there caller


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