"Well, I have three children myself Joe. And I just have to say that I was absolutely appalled by this Halloween costume for babies. It's just sick Joe."
"I mean I don't mind telling you this now Joe, but I nearly wet myself in frigid terror when I saw Alien twenty years ago. And to think now that this child is being forced to go through the same ordeal. Unbelievable. I just needed to talk to someb... I mean, share this outrage with you and your listeners."
"Sure, sure, sure..."
And so on and so forth. Joe adopts a needlessly sombre tone, whilst quietly thumbing through his Thesaurus for Uppity Plonkers. The caller's desperate insecurities are temporarily assuaged, as she wobbles back to her midday Manhattan. I mock, and forget what this post is even about.