But wait, there's more:
Chris Crocker may be getting a TV deal with production company 44 Blue. A docusoap built around the Britney fanatic's life in Tennessee, apparently. This is what 44 Blue president/co-founder Rasha Drachkovitch thinks of Crocker:
"We consider him a rebel character that people will find interesting. He's going to be a TV star."
That? A rebel? Interesting? A star?
Distressing bollocks... For some reason I am reminded of a Bill Hicks routine where he pitches the following idea for a show; "Let's Hunt and Kill Billy Ray Cyrus." Excessive? Meh.