Friday 7 September 2007

"But, honey, you move like an ocean liner."

Kingsley marries fourth wife - Breaking News.

This is what Ben Kingsley had to say about his new wife:

"We're extremely happy. Daniela is like an ancient mythological princess. She has great dignity. She moves like an ocean liner."

Moves like an ocean liner? What the fuck? Ben, that means you equate your new partner to the following: A gigantic creature capable of bearing great loads, yet only capable of movement whilst immersed in water due to her obscene size!

Which ties in nicely with your Cleopatra fetish?

Whatever you're into mate... I've seen Sexy Beast.

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