Wednesday 4 July 2007

The Revenge of The Trousersnake

Timberlake and 50 Cent record ode to porn - Breaking News.

Justin Timberlake and 50 Cent have teamed up on record to rap and sing about their love of pornography. The song is about falling in love with a porn star and it is called "Ayo Technology". The song shall be 50's next single. During the song Timberlake sings the following risqué line:

"I'm tired of using technology, why don't you sit down on top of me."

Dear Lord, whatever will JT do next? First he throws strawberries and ping pong balls at defenceless Swedes. Now this... He is just such a rebel. And that immaculate designer stubble... Grrr.

As a matter of interest, does anybody else find it hilariously fitting that a gangsta who promotes a vitamin drink and the former lead singer of 'N Sync have recorded a song that is essentially about masturbation?

I wonder what Master Scroobius would say.

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